I need to go down to Walmart
And get a new liver.
This one’s no good.
It gave out before the body went sixty years.
There must be some kind of guarantee.
A new liver is what I need.
But not made in China
Or Mongolia, either.
I’d like one made in Heaven,
But they’re awfully expensive.
I would settle for one from Germany.
German livers are specially made
For beer drinkers, like me.
