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A Dog Named Sex
by Carl Palmer
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A Dog Named Sex

My pooch is not named Rover, Fluffy, Spot or Rex.
I wanted something different, so I named my puppy, Sex.
To renew my doggie’s license. I went down to City Hall.
“I’d like a license for Sex”, I said. He said, “Wouldn’t we all?”
“You must not have understood, I need it for my mutt.”
“I really don’t care how she looks, if she’s ugly, fine or what.”
“But Sir, I must tell you, I’ve had Sex since I was four!”
“You are no more than a braggart”, and he showed me out the door.
Newly married, we brought our pet along for the honeymoon.
I told the clerk, “A place for us and for Sex, a special room.”
“Every room has a place for sex. Every room has a bed.”
“But Sex keeps me up at night.” “It keeps me up, too”, he said.
At our divorce the court gave all my possessions to the wife
I protested, “Please, Your Honor, I had Sex before my married life!”
The judge then said that he did, too. “It’s not a real big crime.”
“But Sir, before we tied the knot, I had Sex all the time”
The judge said that I could still have sex, so I took my hound and ran.
My wife then said that she’d miss Sex, so I stayed a married man.
Last night Sex ran off again as we walked around the block.
A cop pulled up and asked me if I knew it was three o’clock.
I told him that I was looking for Sex and he took me straight to jail.
Now I’m waiting for my trial to come and can’t get out on bail.
… if I ever get another dog,
I think I’ll name him ... “Whoopie” or “Boom-Boom”
Anything but “Sex”!

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WC Fowlkes   United States
"Carl, that was great! What a dog you had!!! Thanks!"
 

Rose   United States
"This was very creative and funny!"
 

Sheree Ward   Australia
"Sex sounds wonderful. ha ha.. HA! Thanks muchly Carl."
 

Richard Brugger   United States
Carl, great, very funny poem!"
 

Alison Pearce   Australia
"This was really amusing and wonderfully written!"
 

anna jefferson   United States
"as always you shine
keep up the good work
"

Jim Meyer   United States
"Hi Carl, very funny, love the aussie accent!, good job!"

Mary Fagan   United States
"Very cute, Carl! I enjoyed reading about Sex. I wonder what other "pets" you might have..."

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